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Actually, not so much of a quest as a science experiment. While I was doing my long jungle trek from Morne Macaque to the ocean, I came across a couple of Rasta guys sitting in the jungle. We talked and I told them I was a tourist. They asked if I ever had been invisible. “No”, I told them. They asked if I would like to purchase one of their invisibility cigarettes. I was like no way. I’m a seasoned traveler, I knew they just wanted my money. Well, they offered a money back guarantee so I bought one. I took a couple of puffs and a few minutes later, damned if I wasn’t invisible. The guys were talking, looking in different directions, so I thought that maybe I was truly invisible. I had one of them take a picture of me. I was really starting to think clearly now and came up with the idea of since I was invisible, it would be the perfect time for me to go and catch one of those Fer-de-Lance poisonous snakes. So off I went into the jungle. A few minutes later I got really tired so I went to sleep. When I woke up all of my stuff was gone. I figured it was the invisibility smoke that stayed on inanimate objects longer and that I sweated off all of mine. So, I drearily walked my way down the mountain.
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